Friday, January 09, 2009
Interview: The Cookie Stealing Bunny
Today's guest is the notoriously quiet Cookie Stealing Bunny. He's a critter of few words, seen lurking about blog posts containing tasty treats such as cookies, pie and hamburgers.
He has a thing for cookies.
Let's learn more about him, shall we?
So, Cookie Stealing Bunny--is that your real name?
What's your favorite type of cookie?
They don't make carrot cookies.
That's why I steal them.
Are you a sock or real bunny? There's been speculation here at the Pond.
What do you think?
I'm asking you.
You're not making this easy on me. Don't you ever talk?
I'm a bunny.
Fine. What's your favorite movie?
Babe. I dated a pig once. Didn't work out. She didn't like carrots as much as I did. And Wallace and Grommit-- the one with the wererabbit.
What's your favorite book?
What's your ideal vacation?
England during the spring. They have giant gardens over there.
Tell me about yourself. Where do you come from?
I can't tell you.
It's a magical forest. Very exclusive.
What happens if you tell me?
He gets mad.
Who gets mad?
But that's just a wee little rabbit.
(Nose twitches nervously. Looks around) Next question.
Why do you steal cookies?
Why can't you just bake them? Or buy them?
Because I'm the cookie-stealing bunny. (Eyes light up). Excuse me.
Apparently, the cookie-stealing bunny is done with us. He just ran into the bakery down the street.
And the sirens are going. Excuse me. I'm going to go pick through the scraps.
Stay tuned, Invisible Friends! Tomorrow we've got a new Candy Animals story and Sunday, a special edition of the Gift. Then we've got a whimsical week of more fun! Stay tuned!