Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The GLUG has an announcement

Hear ye, hear ye. The GLUG of the Pond (the Ginormous Lime Green Unusual Gnat) would like to announce that the literary world has finally caught up to his brillance.

That's right--Merriam and Webster announced that "ginourmous" would be an offical word in the dictionary.

The GLUG is pleased that all his years of campaigning have finally been successful.

"EXCUSE ME!" the GLUG bellowed in a statement. "Is this thing ON? Oh, HELLO! I am absolutely delighted that my first name has been officially inducted into the dictionary. After campaigning for 50 years (3 days in human time), I am pleased one of my life's goals has been accomplished. It's about time!"

The GLUG then turned to a reporter and asked if she had anything tasty. When denied some tasty leaves, the GLUG pouted until a second reporter asked what his future plans were.

"I'm going to Disneyland!" the GLUG bellowed. "And then to Hawaii! And then..."

The GlUG paused dramatically.

"I'm making WAFFLES!"

All further information and questions can be directed to the GLUG's representative, the Blonde Duck, at theblondeduck@thisisnotarealaddress.com.

To see the orginal article, please go here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19698856/