I'm so lonely. Oh so lonely.
Woe is me. Wuffle, wuffle, wuffle.
We used to be so happy together. We had so much fun playing, prancing on the couch and frolicking across the house.
But now she's left me for a big comfy bed and refuses to share. She's a bed hog I tell you--a bed hog! I don't take up that much room. And I only wuffle occasionally. One step towards her and she freaks out on me. Sibling rivalry is a terrible condition to be afflicted with. She's meaner than a one eyed snake, I tell you. It leaves me so lonely....oh so lonely.....BARROOOOO!!
Wuffle, wuffle, wuffle.
Le sigh. Does no one want to play with me?
I'm so depressed I can't even look at you. All I can do is snort and wuffle.
Wait a minute....
I've been saved! Ben loves me! Ben adores me! I've being snuggled and loved and cuddled! Take that, you foul tiny Chihuahua dictator otherwise known as Bitty! It's all about me! Not you--MMMEEEEEE! I'm the top dog now.
Oh, so you're lonely now? You'd like to snuggle and lay on a warm tummy? Is that bed too cold for you, Bitty?
Oh, all right. If you beg. Fine. After all, no one should be denied a soft lap to drape on. Now I can wuffle with joy. I wuffle, wuffle, wuffle for you.
11 comments:
Oh your poor little puppy! It's a good thing she has your husband to snuggle up with (and you)! She's so cute -- who could be mean to her? My puppy is the same way -- she is always throwing us these "poor me" eyes and whining for snuggles. {LOL}
Thor looks all lonely like that. A lot. But at ten or 20 times the size of your doggies, he stays the h*** off the furniture!
Poor Bear! I'll snuggle with you Bear!!
Dogs are so hilarious aren't they?
That is sooooo pitiful! Bear might as well accept it...Bitty is THE queen. If she continues to kick him out of the new BIG bed, we'll just get him his own big bed. But, wait, SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED would just take that one over too!
Oh how I do love to hear your tales of Bitty and Bear! Ben looks very proud of himself and the doggie lovin he is getting! You got yourself a lovely little family there Ducke, and did you notice they are all "B" words! Ben, Bitty and Bear!
Ahahah! That was funny! Your doggies are too cute, they live THE life!
Cute pups. I have a big springer spaniel and he is alone now and wants a buddy. Dogs are just adorable.
she looks sooo very sad in that second picture! way to pull at my heartstrings. :)
Poor little puppy. Puppies are so egotistical and love hungry. You gotta love them.
Ahh....How darling. I hope they're not having too much sibling rivalry. Bear deserves his own bed but wait, Bitty would probably just take that one, too. She IS the Queen female after all.
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