The Babies list their demands

Dear Mama K and Frank,

We, the cutest puppies in the Pond, are very exciting to hear of your visit Thursday. Since the Blonde Duck and Ben mistreat us so, we have a list of demands--er, requests that we would like filled during your visit. After all, we're so very cute. The Blonde Duck and Ben simply don't treat us as our status decrees. They're too focused on the piddle on their carpet to fully embrace how charming and adorable we are. We are certain you won't neglect to notice our cuteness. We are prepared to be spoiled rotten.

Our demands--er, requests:*

• Puppy chew sticks. We desperately need puppy chew sticks.


• Ace the Dog. We have heard much about our predecessor and need to size up the competition.


• Lots of toys. We're bored. And the Blonde Duck won't let us eat the basket our toys are in or the fence. We're really bored.


• Peanut butter for dogs. The Blonde Duck talks about it so much it must be delicious.


• A wagon. We're tired of having to walk everywhere. We should get a wagon like the babies in Austin.


• A personal servant. We would like someone to wait on our every whim.


• Our own Website. We shall call it cutechihuahuasinthepond.com.


• Our own commercial. We're much cuter than that yellow lab puppy in the flea commercial.


• Puppy-sized steaks. Fillet Mignon only, please.

That should do for now. We eagerly await your visit!

Love,

The Babies

*All demands are in jest and not to be taken seriously. Just don't tell them that.