Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Babies list their demands



Dear Mama K and Frank,


We, the cutest puppies in the Pond, are very exciting to hear of your visit Thursday. Since the Blonde Duck and Ben mistreat us so, we have a list of demands--er, requests that we would like filled during your visit. After all, we're so very cute. The Blonde Duck and Ben simply don't treat us as our status decrees. They're too focused on the piddle on their carpet to fully embrace how charming and adorable we are. We are certain you won't neglect to notice our cuteness. We are prepared to be spoiled rotten.


Our demands--er, requests:*



  • Puppy chew sticks. We desperately need puppy chew sticks.

  • Ace the Dog. We have heard much about our predecessor and need to size up the competition.

  • Lots of toys. We're bored. And the Blonde Duck won't let us eat the basket our toys are in or the fence. We're really bored.

  • Peanut butter for dogs. The Blonde Duck talks about it so much it must be delicious.

  • A wagon. We're tired of having to walk everywhere. We should get a wagon like the babies in Austin.

  • A personal servant. We would like someone to wait on our every whim.

  • Our own Website. We shall call it cutechihuahuasinthepond.com.

  • Our own commercial. We're much cuter than that yellow lab puppy in the flea commercial.

  • Puppy-sized steaks. Fillet Mignon only, please.


That should do for now. We eagerly await your visit!



Love,


The Babies



*All demands are in jest and not to be taken seriously. Just don't tell them that.

5 comments:

Emma Sanders said...

Cute pictures! I hope your puppies get everything they wished for. Have a great weekend with your family!

Mom said...

It's too bad you can't record that adorable bark Bitty has. It would really get them spoiled rotten.

Mama K said...

Paula and Frank come bearing many gifts for everyone....humans and babies alike. Tell the little ones to hold on...we're coming Thursday afternoon around 4:00. Grandpa Franks will wear them out!

Marie said...

hehe You have such a wonderful way of putting things Duckie! I wonder what my Jess's demands would be should my mother come to visit!!! Wait . . . perhaps I don't want to know!

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