- Puppy chew sticks. We desperately need puppy chew sticks.
- Ace the Dog. We have heard much about our predecessor and need to size up the competition.
- Lots of toys. We're bored. And the Blonde Duck won't let us eat the basket our toys are in or the fence. We're really bored.
- Peanut butter for dogs. The Blonde Duck talks about it so much it must be delicious.
- A wagon. We're tired of having to walk everywhere. We should get a wagon like the babies in Austin.
- A personal servant. We would like someone to wait on our every whim.
- Our own Website. We shall call it cutechihuahuasinthepond.com.
- Our own commercial. We're much cuter than that yellow lab puppy in the flea commercial.
- Puppy-sized steaks. Fillet Mignon only, please.
That should do for now. We eagerly await your visit!
*All demands are in jest and not to be taken seriously. Just don't tell them that.