Dearest Invisible Subjects,
It is your regal ruler, Queen Bitty. And I have a terrible tragedy to tell you about.
A horrible event.
A disastrous deed.
This creature has invaded the Pond.
Did I just hear you coo?
I thought not.
It seems my unloyal servant, the Blond Duck's sister Danielle, has gotten a new puppy. A baby beagle named Star.
I am not amused.
How dare Ben rub her belly?!?
Look at the fuzzy body, those floppy ears, those small paws! Blasphemy, I say!
This just makes me sick.
And she even has a moose. Snarlllll.
Wuffle. I like mooses. Wuffle. And dolphins.
Honestly, how can you respect any furry creature that flails about like this? How unlady-like.
I am not amused.
Wait a minute.
What is this??!?!?
I have not the words.
Blond Duck, you've crossed the wrong 3 lb. Chihuahua Queen. Vengeance shall be mine. You shall learn the hard way that I, Queen Bitty, ruler of the Pond, am the only puppy in your life.
And Bear. I guess.
Cookie-stealing bunny, attack!
Blond Duck, you shall rue the day you crossed Queen Bitty, ruler of the Pond, for the fuzzy creature you call Star.
Beware the vengeance of the Cookie-Stealing Bunny!
Stay tuned, Invisible Friends! Tomorrow we have a new Twirl and Thursday, a tasty family recipe that you can take anywhere, anytime. And Friday, the next part of the Rubber Chicken's story as he searches for his long lost Fuzzy love!
118 comments:
LOL Man this post was to full of funny and cuteness!!
All Hail Queen Bitty! This is too clever.
Hi hi i have toadmit i love star too, he looks so cute.
OMGooodness just precious~ and the look on your doggie face-priceless. Oh you are going to have so much fun! Luck you- lucky pups.
O*M*Gosh...how CUTE is that!?!?! LOVED it! BAHAHAHAHAAA!! That was a GREAT post to read, oh so early in the morning!
Awwwwwww....I feel so sorry for your doggie!
What a perfect way to start my day! I love Queen Bitty and her royal subjects! I can see how disgusted you are by the adorable (I mean rotten) little puppy named Star. I don't blame Ben (I mean, how could he???) for wanting to give her some cuddles...
and WOO HOO! The cookie stealin' bunny rocks my socks off!
awww poor Bitty, but that is one cute little puppy! I adore Beagles (sorry Bitty). We had one for 15 years when I was growing up. I loved her so much. Her name was Penny because she had copper coloured ears. She slept with me IN my bed every night. I know . . . I'm disgusting. :-P
But he is so cute !! His belly is just too much for me !!!
Hi, thanks for stopping by the swing.
Tell Bitty watch out or you will send him over to the Bumpkin's for trying to over throw the pond!
He would be a snack at my house!
Love,
The Bumpkin
Don't forget that the heart can grow to accommodate more love!
Oh, but she is SO CUTE! I adore beagles.
Poor Bitty. Sharing the spotlight sucks...
Miranda, I REALLY think you need to go buy lots of cheese, nacho chips and peanut butter. It's the only way...
They are all soooo cute. I'd be checkiing your shoes for "gifts" just in case.
We have a Beagle, so I know how cute they are as puppies. I think they bounce like little bunnies when they walk. Maybe if the cookie-stealing bunny watched the Beagle walk they could have a new relationship!
They are both cute dogs. They will have fun together and bring lol to everyone! It was a fun post to read.(Thanks for stopping by my cottage)
Cute dog post!! They look so fun to play with!
I am a cat person, but seriously, your pupps?? Too cute to look at - I caught myself giggling looking at their faces. Oh and the bunny. Funny!!!
This may sound crazy but I totally relate to Queen Bitty. I never wanted a sister for the same reason. I was the queen, or rather the princess of my house! Even now my sister in laws KNOW that I'm still the #1 girl in my family! (I have 6 brothers!!!)
:-) Seriously you should watch it Duckie & Ben, I'm just saying, it could get ugly for you.
~ingrid
That is the cutest puppy ever! Sorry Queen Bitty.
-FringeGirl
Great pictures. So cute!
You dog actually looks pretty pissed!
CUTE pup!
Queen Bitty, you are far more delicate and lady-like than that other beast... rest assured... Your royal subjects still love you dearly... :)
Very cute post! My dearest Queen my three furries still bow gracefully to your prescence, please rest assured...
Adorable. What a great read over coffee. Thank you. And thank you for letting me know of A Southern Grace's contest. I will be entering. Love your posts, you are too funny!!
I'm having my first cup of coffee right now and your post is the perfect read to go along with it. Very very cute.
Well, that beagle is pretty cute!!
Holy cow, I never realized the Chihuahua's could give the evil eye....until now. :)
I bow to Queen Bitty in homage but that little puppy is just sooooo cute!!
Enjoy Duckie your new puppy – you are so lucky – give Queen Bitty & puppy a huge hug from me :0)
Rosie x
Don't tell Queen Bitty, but that new pup in town is quite cute as well!
very cute! Poor Bitty she really looks miffed. Jane x
Sorry Bitty and Bear - the new puppy is hard to resist...look at those floppy ears.
Your sister looks just like you.
Awww! Star is adorable.
It's okay Queen Bitty.
You will like her soon. LOL! :)
Ha yes the sweet smell of revenge! We love you Bitty and Bear!
You rock!! you need to write comercials.
the dogs? precious. adorable.
the blonde duck? hilarious. :)
You know, Queen Bitty, Thor was never that small. Dogs come in different sizes, but Blond Duck should beware the wrath of hers!
(And Star is cute!)
Haha! Great post! Star is adorable!!!
How cute! The story and Star! I'd be jealous too!!
LOL omgod adorable new puppy!
and dsjffja;ldksfj;saldkfj l;kgasj .. my heart seriously wrenches everytime your babies wuffle. howwww cuuuuuuuuuuuute!
Cuteness overload!!!
OMG! I'm DYING!!! I want a puppy!!!!!
How can you resist that cute puppy? That is the definition of cuteness right there!
Hilarious, just hilarious!
Too funny! You caught my attention! Thanks for stopping by! :)
Sorry to the Queen dog, but that new puppy is the CUTEST thing I have ever seen. Thanks for stopping by my blog.
The look on the Queen's face is priceless! Love it! Thanks so much for stopping by my blog today!
Oh wow, that pup is adorable. Queen Bitty is going through what my Llasa is, he is just not liking our new pup at all!!!!!
the cookie stealing bunny is hilarious!! My favorite picture of the queen is the 5th from the bottom, she's giving the evil eye! hahahahahah Fabulous!
Did they get along at all? I love puppies! They are all so cute!
Star is SUPER CUTE! I want to rub her belly, too!
Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog! I see you are a lover of puppies too!
Oh Queen Bitty why can't you all live in piece an harmony? After all, you are still The Queen I'll tell you what, if you promise to snuggle up to your new cousin, I'll ask, beg, Miranda to make you and only you a special treat for Dog Biscuit Day. (feb. 23) who knows, she may even name it in your honor..."Queen Bitty's Biscuit" has a nice chime...
You have almost three weeks to glorify your nobility...I know you can do it...
OMG but she is soooo cute, how could you resist those eyes and her tinyness!
Oh my, I love Bitty's crown. She is too cute!
Bitty better be careful. Puppy cuteness is one of the most powerful forces on earth.
That is one cute chihuahua! Definitely fit to be a queen.
Thanks for stopping by my blog, SITS-tah.
What a cute little doggy! I am laughing at the unexpected bunny thief...so fun!
well missy dancing queen I am so jealous I can hardly sit in my seat. What an adorable puppy! Of course I love your chihuahua. thanks for stopping by today. It makes my day to hear from you!
That is the cutest puppy ever. I love her.
Too cute!! I love the crown on Queen Bitty!
SO CUTE!!!
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That's so cute! You tell them Queen Bitty!!
I am laughing right out loud at this! The puppy is sooooo cute!
Star is so cuddly looking and beautiful! I'm sorry queen Bitty is having such a hard time with it! :) HUgs to her from me!
The "wronged doggy" picture is absolutely priceless!! lol
Gosh! Oh, I am just smiling this is so cute!
Hi
Thanks for dropping by... Its great meeting new people thru these blogs. So where about's do you live?
BTW I think your new "intruder" is adorable!! So cute.
Teegs
Bitty,
That little "star" will never have your sass or attitude. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer!!
~KN
PS
I roll all my own change! I like to pour it on the floor and kind of lay in it (thinking about scrooge McDuck, of course). Then I lug it all to the bank and as I'm depositing it I like to announce to the teller how awesome I am for saving my change... or some other nonsense.
PPS
I'm not joking... I really do lay in it. My son saw me doing it and got into it. He wanted to walk on it... that is fun too!
OMG, Star is really cute. I could never say no to a face like that.
Wuffle, snort, laugh, spit take!
The new puppy is very cute. I can't believe you got a picture of your dog that makes it look like he is actually glarring. Too perfect!
OMG, she is so cute! Funny, my sister just adopted a beagle last week. LOL. She named hers Snoopy. Original, I know.
Oh Bitty, you kill me! LOL!! Star is so roly-poly...I want to rub her belly too. Sorry, Bitty!
(So glad the Cookie-Stealing Bunny could make an appearance!)
OMG the dog is seriously squinting. That is hysterical and the puppy is soooooooo cute. I love it.Don't leave those pups alone!
Sorry Bitty, I love Star - she's gorgeous!!!
How could you resist the bundle of cuteness?!
You are hands-down THE master of comedic writing. I laughed hysterically reading this. I'm now to the point where I even read/hear each critter with their own voice and slight accent. Well, accent is the wrong word ... more like muffled cookie filled mouth. Oh man, that narrowed eyed shot of the Queen still cracks me up. Wonder how she'll feel when the new pup hits the teething/chewing stage. Wuffle. PS: Cute puppy!
That baby beagle is SO DARN CUTE, made me teary- we had two baby beagles once, now we only have 1 old one. We affectionately call him the leftover beagle..
I think I am in love with Star. She is so cute!!!
OMG. You give me both Cookie-Stealing Bunny AND a picture of Bitty looking really, truly, and genuinely PISSED OFF (I mean, she is honestly scowling) and it is 9 p.m. before I see it? My entire day could have been different had I started it with this post. Let this be a lesson to me.
What a cute little puppy! A new friend for Bitty and Bear...
So funny!!!
Jen
Lovin' that post!! lol I love the look in the one pic- not happy!!!
Jen
Creative and Curious Kids!
God's Shining Stars
ooooh. I cooed. I couldn't help myself.
They are so adorable, really cute! I love dogs, and I have 2 Golden Retrievers. That bunny make me LOL!
Cheers,
Elra
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Very funny and bright post!
They are both nice and sweet dogs!
You are hilarious! There is always one line from your posts like this that crack me up. Sorry for calling them out in the comments all the time (I hope it doesn't bug you). Today my favorite is: "And she even has a moose. Snarlllll."
Sorry Queen Bitty but everyone loves a puppy, until they mess on the rug. Be patient, you will be Queen again soon, oh great one who can go outside.
Ahhh! What a cute puppy! No one can resist a puppy... LOL But no one can take Queen Bitty's place!
That puppy is too cute! Once again, hilarious and creative post :)
Hahaha -- poor, poor Queen Bitty. that puppy is adorable though!
That is funny! Love the dirty look she gave you.
What a great puppy story, I have one of those queens too.
P.S.
Thanks for visiting my blog :-)
That was way too cute!! Thanks for stopping by my blog :)
That was hilarious! She is so cute and that one shot she did look pissed! She is he cutest Chihuhah I have ever seen!
Awww, those dogs are sooo cute and loveable. Yes, even the chihuahua!!!
LOL! Hysterical!!
What a crack up! If looks could kill you would definitely be a goner!
That is one cute Star! I would be a little jelous id I were Queen Bitty TOO ;-)
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What a kick that little bitty girl is! I'd be ticked too. Yet hypnotized by that Beagle's fat little puppy belly. :o)
That's a great photo of Queen Bitty, talk about if looks could kill.
Look at all those puppy pics! I'm having some major puppy-envy right now!
hahahaha. welcome to the pond, little star! you are quite fuzzy and adorable! although, i agree with queen bitty - a little un ladylike ;)
Oh my! That was so very ute and funny. Thank you for the laugh.
Star is quite possibly the cutest thing ever. Another great day at the pond!!
wuffle....
Oh my gosh, this was HILARIOUS!!! I knew once I saw that new little adorable puppy there was going to be trouble at The Pond. Hehe! I love that bunny!
cute puppy but ugh puppy year, will never repeat it!!
So darn cute!! They all made me laugh.
Lol your little dog's expressions are priceless!
Queen Bitty is the cutest thing ever! This was adorable....
Queen Bitty is the cutest thing ever! This was adorable....
Hilarious! I love how Queen Bitty has her "glare" perfected. Don't tell her I said so...but that puppy is SO cute.
Did I hear a coo? That's hilarious! Hi from sits! Laura
Queen Bitty has a point! hi via sits
Too much cuteness in your neck of the woods! How can you stand it?
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