Please leave me some comments so I can pretend you're really there. My fragile and oversized ego can't handle it when people don't comment. I want to pretend that all my Invisible Friends read this? Do you love me? Truly? Do you like me? Do you really really like me? After all, this is all about me anyway. Who said anything about you?
A joking and yet attention crazed,
P.S. But no pity comments please. I want to pretend that I never asked for this so I can act really delighted when comments appear.